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60 free printable patterns

Funny Pumpkin Stencils

Funny pumpkin stencils swap scares for laughs: goofy faces, pumpkins throwing up their own seeds, cross-eyed grins, and visual gags that get a smile from every trick-or-treater. They are the pumpkins people photograph and share.

  • Free PDF, no watermark
  • Prints on letter or A4 at 100%
  • Carving guide with every stencil
Startled Stanley pumpkin stencilGoogly Grin pumpkin stencilThe Mighty Pout pumpkin stencil

Pick a funny design, print it, and light up the porch.

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