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Sep 25, 2026
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Three Eyes Wide Mouth Weird Pumpkin Carving Idea

Three round eye holes and a wide oval mouth with no pupils or teeth make this easy weird pumpkin carving instantly uncanny without requiring any complex cuts. The extra eye is the whole joke: positioned in the center between and slightly above the other two, it reads as a funny alien or cyclops variant depending on the viewer. Drill all three eyes with a round spade bit for perfectly matched circles, then cut the wide oval mouth freehand for a slight irregularity that adds character. It looks best staring at visitors from a dark porch corner.

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Our tips for carving a similar design

The whole joke lives in that third eye: two round holes side by side plus a third centered just above them reads immediately as alien or cyclops. A round spade bit on a drill gives perfectly matched circles without any freehand wobble. The wide oval mouth goes on last, cut slightly imperfect on purpose for extra character.

From pumpkin to porch

  1. Prep and gut the pumpkin

    Cut a lid from the back rather than the top so the face stays intact for display. Scoop seeds and stringy flesh until the inner wall is about an inch thick. A consistent wall thickness gives the eye holes a cleaner, more even appearance.

  2. Mark the three eye positions

    Use a washable marker to place two equal-sized circles side by side at normal eye height, then mark a third circle centered between them and about an inch higher. Step back and check symmetry before committing to any cuts. Matching the sizes is more important than exact spacing.

  3. Drill the eye holes

    Fit a round spade bit to your drill and bore out each eye hole slowly at low speed. Let the bit do the work rather than forcing it, which keeps the edges clean. Wipe away any shredded rind around each hole with a damp cloth before moving on.

  4. Transfer and cut the oval mouth

    Draw the wide oval mouth freehand so it sits well below the two lower eyes. A slight off-axis tilt adds personality. Use a narrow pumpkin-carving saw and cut just inside your marker line, then clean up the edge in a second pass.

  5. Light and position

    Drop a battery-powered LED puck inside and replace the back lid. Set the pumpkin in a dark porch corner so visitors see the face straight on. The three identical glowing circles create the uncanny stare the design depends on.

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Gather your supplies

Check things off as you get ready.

Work on a stable surface, keep your free hand out of the cutting path, and have an adult handle sharp tools.

Three levels of light

  • Leave intact

    All uncut rind forms the face and surround, staying completely dark

  • Peel & shade

    None, this design uses full cutouts only

  • Cut through

    All three round eye holes and the wide oval mouth glow at full brightness

Learn the carving basics

Before you start cutting

What size spade bit should I use for the eye holes?

A 1.5-inch spade bit produces a satisfying round hole that reads clearly at porch distance. Anything smaller looks like a drilled vent hole rather than an eye. All three holes should use the same bit so they match.

How do I keep the oval mouth from cracking at the narrow ends?

Score the outline lightly with your saw before making the full-depth cut. At the narrow tips of the oval, take short, slow strokes rather than driving through in one pass. A small paring knife can clean up any minor cracks after the cut.

Will this design still look good if the pumpkin is not perfectly round?

Yes, and a slightly lopsided pumpkin can actually enhance the weird-face quality. Position the three eyes on the flattest panel of the pumpkin so they all face the viewer squarely. The oval mouth works on curved surfaces without any adjustment.

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