Painted Italian Brainrot Shark Pumpkin with Blue Sneakers

A flat blue-gray shark body with a cream belly and three bright blue sneakers painted across the uncut orange rind captures the Italian brainrot meme in a no-carve pumpkin idea anyone can finish in an afternoon. Paint the cream belly first so it acts as a base layer, then build the shark shape over it in blue-gray once it dries. Add gill strokes and simple white teeth with a fine brush, and finish with a coat of matte sealer to protect the design outdoors.